FLORIDA: 16 GIRLS FOUND PREGNANT AFTER TEENAGER EJACULATES IN POOL
Tallahassee, FL | 16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning.
Tommy Coulter has admitted to ejaculating in the pool, thus accidentally impregnating 16 of the young women present. “Nothing like an orgy”.
A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.
The young man claims there was no sex at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital believes Tommy Coulter has unusually potent semen “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo an abortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.
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The story of a girl becoming pregnant in a shared swimming pool is an old urban legend, but this particular version of it originated with a fake news site.
CLAIM: Sixteen girls were impregnated after a boy ejaculated in a swimming pool.
ORIGIN: In February 2016, several fake news web sites published articles reporting that sixteen girls had become pregnant after a boy accidentally ejaculated into the water of a pool in which they were swimming:
16 YOUNG TEENAGE GIRLS BETWEEN THE AGE OF 13 AND 17 YEARS OF AGE HAVE BECOME PREGNANT AFTER A POOL PARTY WENT TERRIBLY WRONG, REPORTS THE TALLAHASSEE HERALD THIS MORNING.
A SIMPLE WEEKEND POOL PARTY TURNED TO TRAGEDY WHEN ONE OF THE YOUNG MEN (TOMMY COULTER) ATTENDING THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION EJACULATED IN THE POOL WITHOUT WARNING THE HOUSE GUESTS, ACCIDENTALLY ENDING UP IMPREGNATING HALF OF THE GIRLS PRESENT AT THE CELEBRATION.
"I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE MY SWIMSUIT THAT DAY," REMEMBERS DALIAH JENNINGS, PRESENT DURING THE CELEBRATION. "IT WAS A SURPRISE PARTY TO CELEBRATE MY 15TH BIRTHDAY, LET'S JUST SAY THAT A BABY IN MY WOMB IS THE KIND OF PRESENT I'M GLAD I DIDN’T GET" SHE ACKNOWLEDGES, VISIBLY RELIEVED OF NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Setting aside the obvious physical improbability of this story (and the notion that a boy would "warn" people that he was about to ejaculate into a swimming pool), we know this story is completely false because it originated with a web site that specializes in clickbait fake news articles.
This particular fake news item was originally posted on 26 January 2016 by the fake news site World News Daily Report. It was subsequently picked up by several similar sites, including Huzlers, Nigerian Infoand Not Allowed To.
This isn't the first time that a false rumor concerning a woman getting impregnated by sperm in a swimming pool has been an item of gossip. It's a common urban legend that nearly adolescent has heard, almost invariably involving a "friend of a friend."